January 2012
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This coming episode of Castle is going to blow my mind into itty bitty pieces.
Jan 27th
Maybe if I drop enough weight, I can make it to a Disney Princess audition this summer after I graduate. I could be Wendy or Belle I’m sure of it. 
Jan 27th
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chillin' like blueberry fillin': A... →
for-a-lark: This movement could use some more accessories, no? I’ve gone and made a handful of custom bracelets to flaunt our campaign, and I will be giving away 10 of them. The rules are very simple: 1) You may Like this post once, and Reblog this post up to three times, for a…
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my-arcane-hamartia: My crime spree brings all the boys from the Yard, But they’re like, that division’s not ours…
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Leave a famous person's name in my ask box and... →
mostly10: not my thing | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | ASDFGHJKL
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Total Eclipse of the John.
mirabilelectu: carsxcollide: Watch as the wild Freeman slowly circles his Cumberprey, quickly stamping out any signs of rebellion with the whispered reminder of “Fuck you, I won a BAFTA”.
Jan 27th
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I had an actual row with one of those self...
I have never felt more John Watson-y in my life. I think those things are designed to be as frustrating as possible. I would have shot it but I didn’t actually have a gun. Pity.
Jan 26th
 earthgeeksmustdie  said: So it’s frowned upon. XD That sounds so cool, thou! I would leave something behind for someone else to find, but I doubt it would be cool or anything. Besides the astronomical plane ticket it would take me to get there, how much are SNM tickets? Depends on what day you go. Mon- Wed is $75 or so. Thurs is $80-90 and Fri-Sat is $90-100. It’s expensive but...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post:… Omg. I would rifle through all the things. All. Aren’t they worried people will steal things? D: But, god. I need to be a part of this. And I need to go several times. you can take small stuff like letters and things (but I wouldn’t recommend it!) people have actually been known to leave things like...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: So my friend saw that impersonations video you made for me a zillion years ago with the harley quinn voice, and he was incredibly impressed. Like, the accuracy is so spot on, that the masses are in awe.
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post:… and going on unexpected journeys. We mustn’t forget those YES! :D 
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post:… and eating all the things oh yes. yes yes yes
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: I know Halloween is months and months away. fuck children! 90s people will know what’s up right?! thank god i have 90s people. 
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: What do you call a fly with no wings? ….A walk XD I know, I cracked up when I read this. This is actually the best joke. i was like “wat.” and then i snorted. 
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: What do you call a three-legged donkey? ….A wonkey. cause of the timey-wimey thing? XD maybe. i just feel like it’s something i can imagine him saying. XD
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post:… And you’re going to dig a little house in the shire, welding rings and smoking pipes and whatnot and singing songs. you mustn’t forget singing songs. 
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: Just FYI:… ,kijuhygtfd always with the red velvet. it’s like cocaine to me omg they were so good. but now they don’t have them. :’(
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: What do you call a three-legged donkey? ....A wonkey.
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: Why do you go to bed? Because the bed won't come to you.
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: What do you call a fly with no wings? ....A walk
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: What is black and white, white and black, black and white? ...A zebra caught in a revolving door
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post:… Wanna hear a short joke? ……Darren Criss 8D hahaha!  i can laugh because i’m a hobbit and he’s a hobbit and one day we’re going to be hobbits together. 
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: Just FYI: My ask box is like Denny’s. Open 24/7. ….Denny’s has pancake puppies? yes. and they had red velvet ones and they were delicious
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: after PE… Well I’m glad then! :D I shall provide adequate humor next time *nods* Also yes!
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: “That’s… oh then I have much to tell you XD Yes!
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: after PE the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed “well endowed”. This confused him. That night he told his Dad about his day and about how “different” he was compared to the other boys. He asked “Is that because I’m from Alabama?” His dad replied, “No, son, that’s because you’re 18.” /crawls into a...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: “That’s because you are from Alabama, son.” The next day, in language arts, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny recited the alphabet perfectly from A to Z. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,explained to him, “That’s because you are...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: after PE the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad about his day and about how "different" he was compared to the other boys. He asked "Is that because I'm from Alabama?" His dad replied, "No, son, that's because you're 18."...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: "That's because you are from Alabama, son." The next day, in language arts, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny recited the alphabet perfectly from A to Z. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama,...
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earthgeeksmustdie asked: (Okay this is the worst joke ever, now that I'm reading it.) It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, but others couldn't get past 20. Johnny did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and...
Jan 26th
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earthgeeksmustdie replied to your post: Tumblr, I’m bored and I don’t want go to bed yet. I have a joke! …if you’re still up. /runs to askbox go for it!
Jan 26th
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Does anyone have that Darren awkward dancing gif?
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Tumblr, I'm bored and I don't want go to bed yet.
Entertain me? Ask me questions? Tell me a joke? 
Jan 26th
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It's so weird.
To think about the fact that, come May, the world kind of just opens up. I don’t know where I’ll be after May. I could be in New York, or California, or maybe still here in boring old Maryland (fun fact there is a place called “Boring, Maryland”). I will be out of school for good (unless I decide to go to grad school) and who knows what I’ll be doing after that. The...
Jan 26th
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I'm in one of those "Let's contemplate Halloween...
I say this every year, but I really really want this Halloween costume to be spectacular. I mean I don’t know where I’ll end up for Halloween but all I know is that I want an awesome costume for wherever I’ll be. 
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